Hippo the Corgi

Happy Monday! May this incredibly embarrassing photo of me wearing girl boxer shorts bring some happiness to the start of your week! (This was my human’s alternative to putting me in the cone of shame) #EveryoneComeSeeHowGoodILook

Happy Monday! May this incredibly embarrassing photo of me wearing girl boxer shorts bring some happiness to the start of your week! (This was my human’s alternative to putting me in the cone of shame) #EveryoneComeSeeHowGoodILook

When my human gets up to work at 4am, I get up to keep her company. Who said I had to “stay awake” though?? πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

When my human gets up to work at 4am, I get up to keep her company. Who said I had to “stay awake” though?? πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

In honor of #WorldCatDay, a video from when I really wanted my cat cousin to come hang out with me… WHY are we so far away?!? 🐢❀️🐱 #LupeFiasco #EdSheeran #OldSchoolLove #8mm

Early morning appointment at the doc, means it’s naptime now! πŸΆπŸ’€ #allergies

Early morning appointment at the doc, means it’s naptime now! πŸΆπŸ’€ #allergies

If I’m doing my math correctly, I must have taken almost 6,000 steps AND one human mile is like 7 dog miles, right?? Plus with all the ab work I did rolling in the grass, I’d say today’s walk was quite the workout #WhosTheSexyBeastWalkingNextToMe #MyShadow

If I’m doing my math correctly, I must have taken almost 6,000 steps AND one human mile is like 7 dog miles, right?? Plus with all the ab work I did rolling in the grass, I’d say today’s walk was quite the workout #WhosTheSexyBeastWalkingNextToMe #MyShadow

Thursday morning workout! Just working on my obliques #WhatAreYouLookingAt #SideCrunch #LikeWhatYouSee #IWokeUpLikeThis

Thursday morning workout! Just working on my obliques #WhatAreYouLookingAt #SideCrunch #LikeWhatYouSee #IWokeUpLikeThis

Typical evening walk… I always stop at least TEN times to roll around on my back #nofilter

Typical evening walk… I always stop at least TEN times to roll around on my back #nofilter

Back when I lived in Florida, I lived above a cute little dog. So on Valentine’s Day, my human took me to @petsmart to get a full wash, a run with the ferminator, and a nice blow dry so that I would look my best to ask out the dog downstairs. After a quick morning with the groomer, I came out looking fantastic… How could she turn me down?? The groomer was so sweet to me. I didn’t like the blow dry, but she was super sweet and made me feel comfortable. The dog downstairs said yes and we had a great Valentine’s Day!! #bandanablitzcontest πŸΆπŸ’šπŸΎ

Back when I lived in Florida, I lived above a cute little dog. So on Valentine’s Day, my human took me to @petsmart to get a full wash, a run with the ferminator, and a nice blow dry so that I would look my best to ask out the dog downstairs. After a quick morning with the groomer, I came out looking fantastic… How could she turn me down?? The groomer was so sweet to me. I didn’t like the blow dry, but she was super sweet and made me feel comfortable. The dog downstairs said yes and we had a great Valentine’s Day!! #bandanablitzcontest πŸΆπŸ’šπŸΎ

I typically start my Saturday mornings with my feet kicked up on the pillows… Bring me my breakfast por favor! #BreakfastInBed

I typically start my Saturday mornings with my feet kicked up on the pillows… Bring me my breakfast por favor! #BreakfastInBed

They see me rollin, they hatin… It’s Friday! Yay for the weekend!! πŸŽ‰

They see me rollin, they hatin… It’s Friday! Yay for the weekend!! πŸŽ‰